That’s Stella
*Stella has no shame
*Stella likes to make out to Velvet Underground songs
*Stella has made various TV show appearances
(embarrassingly, the only role people remember her in required her to be in a orange fruit costume)
*Stella is a sucker for boys with brown floppy hair
*Stella will order anything on a restaurant menu that has mushrooms
*Stella is a hardcore business woman during business hours
*Stella loves money
(she dreams of becoming a millionaire philanthropist)
*Stella hates the sun
(she escapes to New York during Australia’s summer to avoid a tan)
*Stella loves to laugh
(anyone that can make her laugh so much she pees gets brownie points)
*Stella is blessed with abundant amount of fabulous friends
(but will always talk to that random guy or girl to add to her collection)
*Stella’s ears prick up when there is talk of Jewish men
(she thinks they’re hot)
*Stella will not ever date or marry or consummate with an Asian man
(she believes it’s incestuous and for fear of making ugly babies)
*Stella watches Arrested Development and Seinfeld marathons till 4am
(far too often)
*Stella loves text messages and phone calls
(but she hates the sound of her cell phone and usually misplaces it or keeps it on silent mode)
*Stella loves an accent
(she loves to put a fake one on or go home with a sexy one)
*Stella considers both New York and Perth home
(if Stella had her way, she’d move all her family and friends from Perth to NY)
*Stella can describe herself in 4 words
(”ambitious exploring advertising manipulator”)
*Stella still dreams of becoming a famous rockstar
(but can’t be bothered re-stringing her Fender Strat)
- Life is like | Time: 5:20 am (UTC+8)
hello Stella…looking forward to reading about your adventurous life! *wink* ;P
Comment by tiff — December 28, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
Hey Tiff! Thanks for your help with the banner! I think it looks maaaarvellous. Ooo as I recall over dim sum I believe this stellar anonymous adventures was your idea
Comment by Stella — December 28, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
are we twins?
Comment by Melina — December 30, 2005 @ 5:55 am
Hrmmm melina… could it be I have a twin on the other side of the world? Do tell your resemblances!
Comment by Stella — December 31, 2005 @ 6:20 am
Stella,
Just caught up with the rest of your life since i lost this URL. Chris must be one hell of a guy. Im not a rocker, but i couldnt agree more about the drones who follow the top 40. It disgusts me!
Comment by Emailing Random — April 7, 2007 @ 12:19 pm