That’s Stella

OOOoo seems I have been tagged by Ted! I will get onto it Teddy…

I decided to throw a dinner party this Saturday night and well… because I’m not completely petty I thought I’d invite Jeremy since all his mates would be coming over. I texted him an invite and didn’t hear from him till the next day…

“hello hello hello! I have come to a conclusion about Saturday night and after serious consideration and shuffling of my busy schedule, I am going to be there!”

I replied… “Ooo I don’t know how to tell you this, but after serious consideration I’ve decided you’re not invited anymore. You kinda take too long to reply msgs :-/ This is a little awkward”

After a few minutes Jeremy texts back “Oh…I’m used to rejection”

I continue to reply “I’m sorry, it’s not me, it’s you!
Aww but because I take pity on you fool, you’re still invited. Come over at 7”

Last night I went to JB Hi Fi and bought the new Strokes album “First Impressions of Earth”. I haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet, but my JB HI FI boy was raving on about the album saying it was darker and different to their past albums. I tell ya what, the album jacket and lyrics is a work of art.

I have the BIGGEST crush on JB hifi boy. He definitely ranks a lot higher on the scale of interest than Jeremy. He’s just so HOT. Every time I see him I just want to jump him. He makes me swoooooon baby!

Last night I planned to just pop in quickly to JB to get The Strokes CD and rush out to meet the girls for dinner. Of course I had every intention to sneak a peak at him since I haven’t seen him since Christmas, but when I went to grab The Strokes off the shelf, I hear a “Well hello hello!” and there he was standing behind me. An hour and half later, I’m finally walking out of JB and in deep trouble with the girls who are all waiting for me to go out for dinner.

We couldn’t stop rambling. His boss even came around a few times and he was unfazed by her orders to do some work and check out a dodgy guy in the store nicking CDs under his sweater.

He’s so completely hot but what I realised tonight was how incompatible we are. Not just JB hifi boy but with all alternative rock indie boys. I’m in a love hate relationship with them. I love love LOVE their look and their passion for awesome music and how they dress and how they style their hair. I am completely attracted to them physically. But it could never work because I loathe how they’re so cynical and how they bum around waiting for their big break in rock stardom not realising that one needs to make a living and it’s just infuriating! Hey, I’m all for realising dreams but all I’m saying is don’t be so fuckin lazy about it and realise if you suck and move on. In a way they’re like little boys who don’t want to grow up. Which is, I suppose the Wise One Hin’s point that I should find a MAN and not a boy.

We even had a discussion about this last night – that the only thing binding us together was our same taste and love for good music, but other than that, we’re probably not supposed to get along. He’s cynical and hates business and commercialisation and huge corporations and working and the media and all that jazz. I love business and my passion for the art of persuasion and manipulation and creativity revolves around hard work.

So really, what I should have proposed to him is purely sex – no relationship. Sounds good to me.

His band is playing next Friday night and he asked me to go. It is definitely tempting but I’m going to have to bring in the big guns – friends.
Friends always make one look good.